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Below Are True Stories About How People Got Themselves Fired:
Story #1: I was a night watchman as a second full time job after our twins were born. I had been accused of sleeping on the job several times but had been able to talk my way our of it. This time I was awakened by the tapping of my supervisors flashight on the window. Once again I tried to talk my way out of it but this time it was much more difficult because of the blanket and pillow. Needless to say, I was no longer employed there.

Story #2: I was working at kfc and i hadnt had any breakfast and my break wasnt for another few hours so i snuck some fried chicken into the employees bathroom and forgot to lock the door and my boss walked in on me eating! I was fired on the spot!

Story #3: I had a secret love with the owners son and when the owner found out he got really mad and fired me.

Story #4: I worked as a counselor in a camp. The person that hired me was my mom's very good friend. When I was filling out the forms and reading the rules and regulations, it didn't say anything about the dress code so i figured we could dress however we want. The summer was very hot and humid and I was wearing alot of miniskirts to work. When there was only one week left of camp, the director told me that I'm fired for wearing mini skirts and I should never come back. I told my mom and now she and that woman are no longer friends lol. That was a hilarious summer !!!!! Story #5: I got fired once for jamming a potatoe up my boss's exhaust pipe, and put baking soad in the gas tank. It caused $1,200 to his car, but he pick someone to be manager over me when I had already put in 5 years of service, and they had only put in 6 months.

Story #6: Well, it was April Fools day and me and my co-workers wanted to play a joke on our boss who is usually in a good mood about things. So we unscrewed the bottom of her chair while she was on break. When she got back, the three of us watched as she sat down and then slammed to the floor. She broke her leg and apparently that's not acceptable at Subway restraunts becuase as soon as she got back from the hospital we all were fired.

Story #7: I wanted to go to my SENIOR prom, and this boss of mine told me I had to work. She said a lot of people wanted to take that day off and she needed someone to work, and that someone needed to be me. I said goodbye to Taco Bell, aka Taco Hell that instant.

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